The Milwaukee Penguins

The Milwaukee Penguins is the Division 1A collegiate football team for Milwaukee College. We're a school "known for its academics." This is a record of our accomplishments, on the field and off.

Wednesday, October 05, 2005

Season 2's Graduating Seniors

The Milwaukee College Penguins are losing 16 players to graduation! Join me in recognizing their accomplishments and wishing them well in their future careers. This post contains the career totals of the 8 seniors who played on the offensive squad.

S. Barber (HB #11): 83-346 yards (4.2 avg), 3 TDs; 17-168 rec (9.9 avg), 2 TDs. Holds the record for longest run from scrimmage (44 yards). Already a commuter student, Milwaukee has a better chance of seeing her artworks than of seeing her.

B. Ciraldo (FB #25): 110-428 yards (3.9 avg), 5 TDs (24 long); 5-84 rec (16.8 avg). I'm told he's working for a local film production company.

E. Gerber (FB #21): 21 tackles. Steady player on special teams. He goes on to continue his film studies.

E. Beaumont (WR #81): 45-569 rec (12.6 avg), 4 TD; 15 pancakes. He moves on to an interesting job: the librarian at the County Jail.

J. Montgomery (WR #15): 38-605 rec (15.9 avg), 8 TD; 3-19 rush (6.3 avg), 1 TD. A favorite target for quarterback M. Koch (QB #22), Montgomery surprised all by coming back from a broken ribs suffered on the last game of Season 1. She leaves Milwaukee to teach at a university in Chicago.

C. Khalafian (CK #80): 68-879 rec (12.9 avg); 5 TD. By far the furthest commuter student. Living in LA and working a film editor, she made each game and proved her reliability on the field, finishing second only to Wetzel (HB #47) in receptions.

R. Nordstrom (LT #68): 1 kick return, 16 yards. Special-teamer whose only stat is a crazed kick-return. She assumes a job teaching our city's future.

C. Vee (C #63): 59 panackes, 4 sacks allowed. I'm told, through an unverified source, that she's going to continue her time here in Milwaukee, but that's all I know.


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